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RECOVERED DOCUMENTATION • FULL SPOILERS

Everything in
the cartridge

This page is the strategy-guide insert the cartridge never shipped with. If you would rather dig the secrets out yourself, close the tab — the game drops hints as you go. Otherwise: here is all of it.

The seven dials on the main menu read, left to right: GHOST · CHERRY · SKULL · BOLT · KEY · SPIRAL · EYE. A combo marked A / B alternates starting and ending on the first sprite (A B A B A B A).

The 16 combinations

SecretDial inRestores
GHOSTINGGHOST ×7Ghosting effect + INVERTED theme
CHERRY BOMBCHERRY ×7Cherry Bomb effect + Breakout
BIT ROTSKULL ×7Bit Rot effect + PIXEL FALL overlay
POWER SURGEBOLT ×7Power Surge effect + SYNTHWAVE theme
FREEZE FRAMEKEY ×7Freeze Frame effect + STATIC overlay
DATAMOSHSPIRAL ×7Datamosh effect + Pong
SIGNAL LOSTEYE ×7Signal Lost effect + CHANNEL 0 theme
TAPE WORMBOLT / SPIRALTape Worm (the snake in the save data)
MEMORY LEAKCHERRY / EYEMemory Leak (pairs from corrupted RAM)
OUT OF BOUNDSEYE / BOLTOut of Bounds (climb past the ceiling)
DEV ROOMGHOST / SKULLThe Developer Room
COLD BOOTKEY / EYECOLD BOOT theme + a hidden track
OUTBREAKSKULL / BOLTOUTBREAK theme
WRONG PALETTEGHOST / EYEWrong Palette effect + CODE FALL theme
LUCKY 8sBOLT / GHOSTLucky 8s effect + TERMINAL theme
ROLLBACKEYE · SPIRAL · KEY · BOLT · SKULL · CHERRY · GHOSTEverything. All of it. At once.

Careful: dialing the dials back to their default order (GHOST · CHERRY · SKULL · BOLT · KEY · SPIRAL · EYE) wipes the archive — combos, themes, and achievements reset. High scores, level stars, and hidden tracks survive.

Deeper in the ROM

Do thisGet this
Beat BreakoutRETRO PURPLE theme + a hidden track
Win PongA hidden track
Eat 10 in Tape WormA hidden track
Enter the Dev RoomA hidden track — and two counters worth tapping: the room title 8 times, and WELCOME, GLITCH HUNTER 7 times (that one decrypts into Outbreak)
Enter OutbreakCODE FALL theme + a hidden track
Score 1000 in OutbreakOUTBREAK theme
Score 666 in EndlessCODE RED theme + a hidden track that plays backwards

Achievements

AchievementHow
LOCAL LEGENDScore 8888 in a single run
FULL SCANLINEClear an 8-in-a-row match
8 PAST THE HOURBe playing at 8:08, morning or night
PERSISTENTTap the menu title 8 times
MEMORY MASTERFinish Memory Leak in 16 turns or fewer
METEOR SHIELDReach altitude 88 in Out of Bounds without a shield
SEVEN-DAY STREAKPlay the Daily Glitch seven days in a row
THE LONG HAUNTPlay the Daily Glitch fourteen days in a row
CHANNEL 9Star all 24 ROM MAP levels, find the 25th node, and clear it

Earn all nine and the cartridge hands over its last theme: GOLD MASTER — the pristine broadcast, the way it looked before. Mostly.

The tape deck

Thirteen tracks total: six on rotation from the start, seven hidden behind the unlocks above. Every hidden track lands in the tape deck the moment you earn it, and hidden tracks are gameplay earnings — they survive an archive wipe. One of them is a song you already know, played the wrong way around.

▓▓▓▓▓▓ STATIC ▓▓▓▓▓▓

you found the dead channel. listen: four secrets wake the tape. after the fourth, check the cartridge's memory for OLD_DATA. it has been waiting to be read. the developer room knows the way back here.